Meretrixia's · Tainted · Philosophy

"All men are created equal."

"The only thing we have to fear is beer schnitzels."

"And so, my fellow Americans:
Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what's for lunch."

"What's in a name? That which we call a fart /
By any other name would smell ass-sweet."

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent bad underarm smell."

"Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came across a man who had no class."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks."

"I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die despised by people from other countries."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single big mistake."

"What we cannot speak of, we must pass on to the next guy in line."

"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to be wanking at the toilet."